His words echoed in my mind as I read this week through a bunch of old TPI posts. We used to have some great villains on the site: Paul Pressler and his inept management team for cutting the magic out of Disneyland, the post-Frank Wells Michael Eisner for promoting Pressler and driving away Pixar, former Vivendi chief Jean-Marie Messier for his ego-driven reign of terror absurdity over Universal, the Premier Parks management team for taking over Six Flags and saddling it with enough debt to nearly drown the chain, and CBS for its negligence of the Paramount Parks chain.
But who are our villains now? Who are the managers, bosses and bumblers standing in the way of our enjoying great, creative, immersive theme parks?
So much has improved over the past few years. Roy Disney (citing ThemeParkInsider, BTW) helped lead a revolt that ousted Eisner and led to Pixar's John Lasseter (a former Jungle skipper!) assuming creative control over theme parks and animation at Disney. NBC bought Universal and kept the parks. Dan Snyder ousted the OKC bumpkins (okay, that one's still in progress). Cedar Fair's brought some stability to the former Paramount Parks, though not many new coasters. At least a Kings Island pass works at Cedar Point now, though, and vice versa.
So whom do we complain about now?
Moaning about the "global economy" just doesn't provide the sharp focus and emotional satisfaction that railing against J6M (gag) did. InBev, maybe? For not embracing the Busch theme parks and their management the way so many fans have?
C'mon. Every great theme park story needs a bad guy. Think Zurg in Buzz Lightyear. Doc Ock et al in Spider-Man. The singing dolls in Small World. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
In the comments, please nominate your picks for current theme park villains, the folks that you think TPI needs to rail against to help make theme parks a better, more entertaining value for us all.
And for the vote, let's pick baddest of the bad guys from our past.
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Disney execs did steer the company in the wrong direction, but management at Six Flags wreaked havoc on a national scale over dozens of parks...leaving a mess that will take years to fix, if it ever gets fixed anyway.
Cedar Fair's great sin in recent times is reducing the 125 year old Geauga Lake from a nice regional park into a mediocre water park. Paramount parks have gotten new rides alright...from the corpse of Geauga Lake. Firehawk (KI), Dominator (KD), Carolina Cobra (Carowinds), Voodoo (Dorney), Thunderhawk (Michigans Adventure), Firefall (Great America). All are additions in the last few years, all former rides from Geauga Lake. At least they are out of those now, and are bringing out new coasters in the next couple of years.
Thankfully, John Lasseter is now in charge and working hard to save this park. I (heart) Lasseter.
Kennywood- Pittsburgh, PA
Hersheypark- Hershey, PA
Holiday World- Santa Claus, IN
Silver Dollar City- Branson, MO
Dollywood- Pigeon Forge, TN
Morey's Piers- Wildwood, NJ
Rye Playland- Rye NY
Affordability, family atmosphere, and charm still exists at these places. Most are either independent or owned by small companies who can't afford to dazzle you with eye candy, but also can't afford to not be competitive by charging high prices or cutting corners on genuine customer service, quality, and atmosphere. We are talking about villians in this thread, these parks are some of the good guys.
There are other theme park villains, too:
Who?
Southern Baptist Convention (and similar religious sects)
Why?
Trying to boycott Orlando theme parks and theme park-owned companies for their open celebrations of "Gay Days"
Who?
Evil Tourists
Why?
Too many reasons to count - whining, disobeying rules, general idiocy, etc.
I'm too tired to think of others at the moment.
He was there purely to generate a profit for the shareholders and , while that's no bad thing in itself, it was being done at the expense of very people Walt and Roy set out to entertain.
Family entertainment are not two dirty words. Walt perceived his patrons as guests and his staff as cast members.
It's not naive to want this ethic to continue in the new millenium. It's what set Disney apart from the other runners in the field.It's what made Disney such a magical experience in whatever medium it happened to be.
Sure you have to be competetive and show a profit. But there are better ways of going about it. Just ask Roy Disney.
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