Le chapeau, le chapeau
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With a crane they will hack it in two
They pull out what's inside
Yet no one will cry
When this park becomes Star Wars — too true!
Previously:
To wit: (1). I disagree that Mickey's Hat should be torn down and I do not celebrate it.
(2). I disagree with the blog post about ten ways to avoid diseases at theme parks. The only sure-fire way not to catch measles at Disneyland is to stay away from Disneyland.
(3). I commented on this blog a year ago about the crummy service my fiancee and I experienced at the Knott's Berry Farm Chicken Dinner restaurant. I received several messages from blog users. Each message was some kind of excuse on behalf of Knott's, such as "maybe they were having a busy day". I'm sorry, but this was the first time my fiancee had visited the restaurant, and any restaurant has only once chance to make a first impression.
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