But let's not let that stop the rumors. Hey, what if Disney secretly has a deal with Lionsgate? And what if MyMagic+ was simply the groundwork for reducing the entire Disney World vacation experience to a massive reenactment of the Hunger Games? C'mon, it's not too farfetched. As we wrote last night on Twitter, you said that you'd "kill" for those hard-to-get Cinderella's Royal Table reservations. What if Disney gave you the chance to prove it? ;^) Have you been to a summer morning rope drop recently? How far are we now from just rounding up 24 "tributes" from the families gathered at the park's entrance and just letting 'em fight it out over four Midway Mania Fastpasses?
Probably closer than we are to seeing an actual Hunger Games attraction in a major theme park.
In real theme park news, Aquatica Orlando's revealed the name for its new water slide for 2014: Ihu's Breakaway Falls. The park said today that "the drop slide will be the tallest, steepest and only multi-slide ride of its kind in Orlando. The slide is named after Ihu, Aquatica Orlando's colorful gecko."
On the west coast, SeaWorld Parks also announced today's birth of a baby dolphin at SeaWorld San Diego. That means... cute baby animal photo!
Back to Disney, we already know that we won't be seeing the Marvel characters at Walt Disney World anytime soon, thanks to Marvel's old deal with Universal Orlando. But here's another place you won't be seeing the Marvel characters anymore: casinos. In a reported effort to avoid charges of hypocrisy, Disney -- which long as lobbied against the expansion of gambling near Walt Disney World in Florida and is unique among major players in the cruise industry by not offering gambling on any of its ships -- is putting a stop to future licensing deals for Marvel characters on slot machines and lottery tickets.
Also from Disney, we're hearing from insiders that Animal Kingdom's Avatar land, slated to open in 2017, actually will open in stages, a la New Fantasyland.
Finally, we now have a better idea of when Walt Disney Studios Paris will open its new Ratatouille-themed trackless dark ride. In a radio interview last week, Disneyland Paris President Philippe Gas revealed that the attraction will open sometime in late June or early July. Now, who's ready to fight to be the first in line?
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When the park opened Asia was not finished until the next year and the Rapids ride still feels unfinished.
The petting zoo train still needs to be finished.
When Animal Kingdom opened a year earlier then Islands of Adventure and still had less to do and less ready at opening it convinced me that Disney lost their magic because they were chasing dollars instead of dreams.
There are only a handful of movie franchises that would make a great land and remain timeless. Most of those movies have Spielberg or Lucas' name attached with a score by John Williams, although JJ Abrams is cranking out some great films lately.
I am just glad Disney never got their mitts on Potter due to their own stupidity.
Remember vaporware? I think we are seeing vapor attractions.
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