Humor column on amusement park ride

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James Rao

June 10, 2008 at 3:35 PM · Awesome! Glad I was not there to see it first hand else there might have been a chain reaction of the biological havoc you referenced.

Tyler Donovan

June 15, 2008 at 4:27 PM · I went to Valleyfair! yesterday (which is now my home park because I am out of KY) and the crowds were nowhere in sight. The longest waits we encountered were about 15 minutes for the new swing things. Wild Thing was walk on-able and the new Renegade had a wait of about 10 minutes. It was an awesome day, for sure

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