Written by J. Dana
Published: September 23, 2004 at 1:26 PM
A Death in the Mummy's Tomb
Orlando Sentinel - Sept. 23, 2004
Theme Park Insider - Sept. 23, 2004
Disneyland's Thunder Mountain isn't the only theme park coaster having problems, it seems. Apopka, Florida's Jose Valadez, 39, this week succumbed to Imhotep's curse, literally, on Universal Orlando's Revenge of the Mummy-the Ride. The wheelchair-bound guest fell onto the tracks, hitting his head and apparently aggravating his already diseased liver condition. He died a day later at Orlando Regional Medical Center. He was trying to board the front-row of the ride when, apparently, he fell in front of the stopped vehicle and hit his head on the tracks.
But get this: Michael Rinehart, lead investigator for the Florida state Bureau of Fair Rides Inspection, said his agency probably would not conduct an independent investigation. In 2001 the major parks agreed to report hospital-visit injuries to this agency. Big deal. Disney and Universal routinely sweep this stuff under the rug. When's the last time we heard about them owning up to an accident and paying out. And what's up with the flimsy plastic "guard arm" to prevent this from happening? Did it give way? Universal assures us they are conducting their own internal investigation, even though they have already stated, "the ride did not malfunction." (Isn't that deciding the conclusion before conducting the investigation?) Valadez's wife, Paula, says she has no plans to sue. (Ignore that hacking sound, it's just me laughing up a lung). Every trial lawyer in the state has probably contacted this lady to "offer condolences." At $125 per hour, of course.
Topping off the Castle at Hong Kong Disneyland
Orlando Sentinel - Sept. 23, 2004
Hong Kong taxpayers can at long last see the results of their hard-earned money: the blue turret has been fitted-among much fanfare and Mickey Mouse partying, of course-atop Sleeping Beauty's Castle. The new park is set to open in either late 2005 or 2006 (in other words, they'll drop that drawbridge at the end of 2006). So, will this be a Euro Disney Flop or a Tokyo Disney success? I'm thinking it'll fall somewhere between, but more on the success side. Especially since Disney isn't actually ponying up the cash, and they're not relying on snobby French sensibilities for attendance.
Eisner May Only Sing One Verse of His Swan Song
LA Times - Sept. 23, 2004
The Star - Sept. 23, 2004
"The Walt Disney Co says it expects to announce a new chief executive by next June after a search that will include both inside and outside candidates to replace Michael Eisner, who is retiring in 2006." Hmmm, methinks Eisner's two-year plus planned lame-duck session didn't sit well with board members and investors. I love this line from the story, though: "'He will continue to be the CEO until such time the board determines it is appropriate for a new CEO to take office,' Mitchell said." I think the prevailing thought with board members is that it's appropriate to get the joker out of there before a full-scale mutiny forces their hand. When it comes to money and profits, no one's too big for the boot. Maybe Eisner and Dan Rather will share a boat into the sunset.
An Incredible Trailer
Yahoo! Movies
This is Disney's next, last hope of a successful movie year. Dropping mostly bombs on us so far this year (Around the World in 80 Days, the Alamo, etc.), Pixar's latest will surely be Disney's biggest film of the year. Look for theme park character meet-and-greets, along with super-hero Halloween costumes (even before the film opens). I still think the no-cuddly-animals thing might hurt this film. But what do I know?
Clive Barker Dreams Up Disney's Next Generation of Attractions
Jim Hill Media - Sept. 23, 2004
I'm sure we all remember thinking, "Huh?" when Disney put up $8 million for an un-written series of books by horror-meister Clive Barker (Was that a pin-headed thing to do?-darn puns) for development into films and theme park attractions. The central germ for this series is "Abarat, a magical realm composed of 25 islands. Each of the islands represents one hour out of the day, with the mysterious 25th island being where 'Time Outside of Time' supposedly exists." The books are coming, albeit slowly-but that matches Disney's usual theme park building schedule, so, I guess it's all on time.
New Theme Park (theme, not amusement) in Georgia
Access North Georgia.com - Sept. 23, 2004
Who'd a thunk that renaissance fairs were such big business in north Georgia? At $70 million, it doesn't look to compete for thrill-seekers, but this theme park will be a nice side visit for two groups of people: 1) Tourists driving I-75 towards Florida and 2.) theme park lovers who've tired of Six Flags over Georgia. Oh, and that third group of people: renaissance fanatics-"No swords allowed on the Log Flume, sir."
Cypress Garden is FINALLY in business again.
The Ledger - September 22, 2004
Closed last year, Central Florida's famed "first" theme park, Cypress Gardens, is set to open a new, improved alternative on Nov. 18. New owner Kent Buescher has rechristened the storied park as Cypress Gardens Adventure Park, and has installed new thrill rides (coasters) and is putting together a brand new water ski show. There's just one thing this guy hasn't put in, though, that can mean the difference between success or failure--an interstate. The Gardens' locale in an out-of-the-way spot in Winter Haven has made it a not-so-must-see attraction in years past. Buescher reinvigorated an amusement park in South Georgia, so we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. For now, anyway. Good luck!
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Steamboat City is also coming to southern Georgia in a few years.
And TH Creative, about my courseness about the death: I went back and forth about that, wondering if it was too irreverent or not. My conclusion: at least I didn't say "The Mummy puts the wraps on another one." Now THAT would have been over the line.
I respond: I'm not certain it was a "plan" but rather Eisner's public indication that he didn't want to seek a new contract after the existing one ends in 2006. As I posted here before, I once traded emails with the LA Times' Richard Verrier in which I asked him if he had heard that Eisner had ever expressed any interest in staying beyond 2006. He responded, "no."
Regarding the board's attitude, for better or worse, the board has been remarkablly consistent in its unanimous -- and somewhat full-throated -- support for Eisner. Please note: I am not saying they SHOULD offer such support. Rather I am saying that the board has backed him -- again, for better or for worse.
In my (completely uninformed) opinion, I believe that the board will name a successor -- or a short list of candidates -- before the next shareholder's meeting.
Of course if they name a successor and Eisner leaves before 2006, the company will have to buy out his contract -- which means he loses nothing. And, since he is a board member who has a say in who gets hired, he could diplomatically pass the baton and exit gracefully.
Side note: Considering that Eisner told 'Fortune' magazine that it is unlikely he will remain on the board after he steps down as CEO, it might be that Eisner wants to quit. The way the theme park industry is struggling (and NOT just Disney), who can blame him?
If you want dour death news, read the Orlando Sentinel. Here, no matter how bleak, we try to keep things useful but lite. And speaking of the Orlando Sentinel, do any other news guys just puke when they read how the story ends? It takes a sickening tour into melodrama, almost making it a LifeTime Network episode. Just a thought.
In fact, the history of Egyptian tombs claiming the lives of people "trespassing" upon them practically FORCES writers to acknowledge it. And I am sure many will, and with far less tact.
I'm also glad to see that Georgia is becoming more involved in the theme/amusement industry. Let's not all forget that if you go to Florida, you have to go through Georgia to get there. Interstate 75 in Georgia is filled with weary tourists that have 20 hour drives to Orlando. They have done little more than hotel chains to cash in so far, but maybe that is starting to change.
I'm looking forward to this blog flume "persistor" deal. Good luck to all the writers. I hope that the flumes breed good discussion from everyone, and not criticism on writing style...as it looks to me like someone may have already taken a drink of the old haterade.
As for Mr. Baxter I certainly agree with the first three words in his post ("I don't think"). After that it was pretty much the same old Baxter blather (insert Y-A-W-N).
What should be looked into(and it wont due to pc reasons) is that fact that alot of injuries/deaths that take place happen to people who have medical/mental/weight problems and shouldnt be allowed to ride or if they do it is at there own risk.
I do agree with your comment about how persons with disabilities or phycical limitations sometimes aid their own injury by attempting to ride an attraction that, quite frankly, is dangerous to them. Every attraction does not necessarily accommodate every person.
But you miss the point about the Thunder Mountain accident and the Mummy accident. I'm trying to point out that both were barely noticed by governing authorities. People died in both instances, but both theme park companies were barely held liable. Regardless of the specifics of each accident, it SHOULD NOT be common practice for safety authorities to basically turn a blind eye. And furthermore, how do we know that a lapse in employee performance didn't result in the man falling on the tracks at the Mummy? I'm not saying it was Universal's fault, but the fact that the safety agency chooses to not launch an independent investigation is concerning at best--disturbing. We can't ever really know what happened if we rely on the theme parks to police themselves. I mean, c'mon, really.
"So, Universal, are you responsible for this man's death?"
"Us? No, not all."
"Okay, we believe you....and hey, Disney, we noticed you've had some major injuries on your Thunder Mountain. How's that going for ya?"
"Oh, don't worry. We've got it under control."
"Sounds good. Just checking. Go about your business."
You think you could do better? Do it yourself, and then we can all make pathetic comments about your best attempts.
No offense to anyone (not even THC) but if people are putting themselves out to have a go at this, let's be supportive, appreciative and friendly, okay? As a previous Flumer, I know what it's like getting crap thrown at you when all you're trying to do is help people. It's not nice, so don't do it.
That said, take some Pamprin, THC. Why is it whenever ANYONE disagrees with you (which is practically EVERYONE) or offers up a simple retort to whatever swill you are selling, they are "defensive." I think it's apparent to the TPI audience who the real "defensive" one is here.
And by the way, folks, don't worry about "my feelings being hurt" by harsh comments from readers. It's all a part of the game. Support is always good--and thanks to those who've written personal emails. But not to worry. Whoever is the next Blogger needs to expect rants along with raves. No harm, no foul. Disagreements make for good conversation--even though some miscreants seem to relish just being nasty.
And if the eventual Flumer (Flume-ee?) wants some European backup - providing Robert's still cool with this - I'm happy to continue with my European Correspondent role. It won't be as regular as it used to be, what with external forces playing on my time, but it should cover most major stories, on a fairly regular basis.
But y'all can do that lame-ass DLP financial crap yourselves. I'm not getting involved in that mess.
Good post!
When someone dies, it's best for a public responder to leave open the possibility of foul play, actionable negligence or some other mischief until the facts make clear the cause of death was natural and without the contribution of any other person. That doesn't mean you call in a 40-person investigation team for every death. But someone needs to *find out* what happened -- not just assume and hope.
In this case, paramedics were responding to an injury, not criminalists responding to a death. So there was no need for an immediate investigation, beyond taking statements from those involved so that paramedics could best treat the victim. And, when the victim later died, I think it was apparent from news reports that his poor medical condition was the leading contributor to his death. But the fact that the injury ultimately led to the death ought to cause a second look at the circumstances of the accident. Many different juridictions could do that. Just because one does not does not mean others won't. And let's not forget that if the victim's survivors are not satisfied with the effort given by the police, they can sue, leading to civil investigations of what happened.
I'm smiling while I type, by the way. But in all seriousness, if someone died in the bathroom, I'd sure hope more than just the janitor would investigate why. In my humble opinion, every death OR life-threatening injury is followed by an investigation.
So, how'd you like that Incredibles trailer?
i thought your post was very well written but i didnt feel you as a writer. i didnt get a sense of who you are which is part of what i think makes a great writer. my advice for next time is to bring a little bit more of yourself to the piece. i think keeping the same form is important but i want to tell the difference between the new writer and kevin baxter.
Ooh...I've done it now... ;-)
J. Dana Writes: Disneyland's Thunder Mountain isn't the only theme park coaster having problems, it seems. Apopka, Florida's Jose Valadez, 39, this week succumbed to Imhotep's curse, literally, on Universal Orlando's Revenge of the Mummy-the Ride.
I Respond: Seems rather tasteless to report a death with such a flippant comment. TPI has won a reputation for taking theme park safety seriously. The “Imhotep’s curse” remark seems more than a bit insensitive.